Monday, 30 April 2007
Chobe National Park, Botswana
Not surprisingly, we saw lots of elephants. Also kudu and a sable and a baby crocodile. There were marshall eagles and fish eagles and lots of pretty little birds I can't name. The Chobe river is still in flood, so there was plenty of water to add variety to the scenic wonders of the park. It was hard to tell which was the river and what was just flood-plain, but in amongst it all were some distant crocs and hippos.
In the afternoon we returned to the park for a game cruise. Again there was lots to see and oodles of lush scenery to soak up. Most of all there were elephants. Hundreds of them. All along the bank we saw groups coming down to drink from the river. Adults tried to shield babies. Babies suddenly shot off in a wobbly galloping toddle. And gradually the golden tones of sunset gave everything a wonderful warm glow.
A fabulous day. (Yes, another one!) A beautiful park, with so much to see. Only limits of time stop me waxing on...
Back at the campsite, I spent a very pleasant evening with a dashing (well, rather appealing) Afrikaaner called Willie :) Do all these Afrikaaners look as if they're warming up on the touchline and about to spring into action, or is it just the ones I've been meeting?
Sunday, 29 April 2007
This 'ere truck
L to R: Marina, Nick, Phill
Phill, otherwise known as Sargeant Smutt, is really good company. And not always smutty.
A typical interior scene, featuring Denise, Aaron, Marina, Nick
The Truck.
Those of you who have been paying attention will know where and when this was taken. Also featuring Mckenzie modelling a classy camp chair and Sam cooking, with Steve trying to look useful in the background.
Steve. Another nice guy. Wow, the truck must be full of them! Something of a hidden gem I think, this one.
Tanya
Tanya had a certain something with her royal wave. Sweet girl, from Costa Rica. Lusted after by every male on the trip. Sadly she hopped off in Vic Falls.
Nick again. Well, really he deserves an entry of his own, but I don't want him to get ideas. Nick is a fabulous guy. "So nice," as he would say. Interesting to talk to and really interested in everyone he meets. Can usually be found surrounded by children or learning the latest local language or arranging to meet supermarket shelf-stackers in downtown bars. He's full of enthusiasm for everything: "I wish I had a trunk - I'd swing it about," or "Wow.. it's like I've got magic in my fingertips!" Plans to start med school and I reckon he'll make a lovely doctor. As long as he remembers to treat people after chatting to them...
To be continued...
Vic Falls revisted
We stayed in town for a few days. Went out for a couple of good meals - warthog, impala, crocodile and ostrich all went down very well.
Lots of our group went bungee jumping, and again I longed to jump. But too late in the day. Hey, ho, maybe next time - I should be back at Vic Falls in a couple of months.
The whole group booked on to a sunset cruise (for sunset, read booze), which was only mildly scenic, but great fun nonetheless. It all got more exciting when the engines failed and we drifted helplessly downstream towards the thundering falls. No, not really. So we made our own, strange, entertainment.
The evening carried on in a beery vein when we got back to the campsite. Lots of people decided to go swimming, but I chose to sit and sip quietly. Then noticed Nick and Sam striding purposefully towards me - I just had time to rip off my shorts and shirt before being hurled into the pool. Fun and games in the pool, then later back in the bar... more fun and games. 'Truth or dare' soon became 'truth or truth', though I don't think anyone was called upon to reveal anything we didn't already know. Hugs and kisses were freely given by the lovely boys. Sam appeared naked, clutching his shorts and shirt and asking if anyone had seen his clothes. Or was that another night? Then there was the evening in the truck with Nick and his guitar...
There were a few green faces as the boys poured themselves onto the truck in the morning.
So we left Vic Falls, a place of rapture by day and partying by night, and headed for Botswana.
Vic Falls Photos
Saturday, 28 April 2007
Victoria Falls
It is the most spectacular sight I have ever seen. It's staggering.
The trail leads to numerous viewpoints, each wetter than the last. Some were dryish, some just sprayed you with a fine mist, but some were beyond belief. The spray fell like rain - as heavy as anything a Malaysian storm can throw at you - but from all directions - above, below, this side, that side. Rivers of water ran down my back and stomach, into my shorts. It smacked me in the face and under my chin. I ran through it, stood in it, held out my arms to embrace it, and laughed.
The falls are on the opposite side of the gorge from the trails and there was really only one place where I could see the river below. The water must only have been halfway down its fall when it met the spray coming up.
At Danger Point there is no fence, and I lay on the rock with my head hanging over the edge, into the gorge. My face was battered by a gravity-defying power-shower. There was nothing to see - a total whiteout - but it was fantastic to be there, to hear it and feel it and be part of it.
In other places I stood and gazed, hypnotized by the water till I wanted to fall with it.
A small horde of Chinese tourists juggled optimistically with a hopeless combination of umbrellas, ponchos and cameras. One dear lady kept determinedly tucking me under her umbrella. And before I knew it they were all taking turns to pose with me for photos. They were a sweet crowd, but I was glad when eventually I made my escape.
Another trail led to a point where you could see the Zambezi bridge and the gorge beyond the falls - a view interrupted every few minutes by someone plummeting down from the bridge attached to a large rubber band. For the first time ever, I wanted to bungee jump, just for the sensation of leaping into the gorge which had been tugging at me all morning.
In a dry sunny spot at Livingstone's feet, I sat and steamed. Soon I was dry enough to go and get wet again. And so the day wore on. Finally leaving, it felt all wrong to turn my back and go.
Thursday, 26 April 2007
The Road Ahead
Chris had a simple (so obvious!) solution, which didn't actually involve throwing me off the truck and driving away. Set off early in the morning, then walk till the truck catches up. So today I did that. And at the lunch stop I did it again. With an idiot grin on my face each step of the way.
Wednesday, 25 April 2007
Matobo National Park
Almost as soon as we'd entered the park, we spotted two white rhinos grazing. We hopped out of the little open truck thingy and gradually approached them. For ten, maybe fifteen minutes, we stood and watched them from just a few metres away, while Brian told us in hushed tones all that anyone could possibly want to know about rhinos.
We checked out a spring and nearby found a recently killed zebra, its blood still wet on its wounds. Almost certainly the loser of a young males' fight.
The park was beautiful. The sky was a huge, improbable blue, with not a cloud to be seen.Sitting by the lake at lunchtime, I could smell the hot earth.
The second cave site involved a walk through a truly impressive rocky landscape. After seeing the paintings, we headed up to the top of a hill - well, a huge lump of rock - where I slunk off from the group for a much needed dose of solitude. The scenery took my breath away, and made my heart ache for this wounded country.
Monday, 23 April 2007
Bulawayo
Visited Chipengali animal orphanage, which is apparently a kosher orphanage. Good close-up viewing of leopards and lions etc. A bit too close maybe for those who got sprayed by one of the lions.
Sunday, 22 April 2007
Antelope Park
A member of staff came to give us a briefing on all the activities on offer: walking with lions, hunting with lions, lion cub viewing, elephant riding, elephant swimming, elephant training... I'm surprised they didn't have seals balancing balls on their noses.
As my fellow truckies eagerly signed up, my heart sank. This wasn't the Africa I had come to see and I didn't want a part of it. I managed to stay out of arguments about how I felt about what they were doing, and spent a pleasant day reading and doing exciting things like some washing.
The park claims to be running a captive breeding programme aimed at releasing lions into the wild. In twenty years they haven't yet released one, though apparently they hope to do so soon. Whether their lions end up in zoos or being 'hunted' by rich tourists who like shooting semi-tame animals isn't quite clear. I certainly can't see how a life of playing with humans is going to prepare a lion for the wild.
Still, it was nice to camp on the banks of a crocodile-infested river. And to make use of the swishest ablutions block in Africa.

